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Let's face it, people on the screens have cooler lives than us. Weird to think of, but true.

Movies and TV > Friday, February-19-2010

Dear ABC, I think I've found a way to get you back on top...

TGIF! Well... not in terms of TV anymore, but still!
Hey ABC, remember me? It's Troy. I used to sit every Friday night and be entertained by you for hours... well, at least until 20/20 started. Now I sit every Tuesday night and am entertained for 45 minutes during LOST... but what are you going to do when LOST is gone? You can't rely on Dancing with the Stars forever. But you know what, I did some analyzing and I think I figured out the way to get you back to the top of the network food chain. Hear me out... theme songs...
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Movies and TV > Friday, January-08-2010

We Are Spirits Living in a Rendered World

Totanka... right?
It's okay; I can hear your groans all the way through the interwebs... someone else spewing about how CGI has ruined movies, like we haven't heard that before. But, especially after watching a few twenty to thirty year old movies over the Christmas Break, it continues to be clear to me that movies have completely lost a sense of peril after the advent of CG effects. Oh, and movies have people falling uncontrollably through the air a whole lot more than they used to...
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Movies and TV > Tuesday, April-21-2009

Freak-a-me? No buddy, Freak-a-You...

The three wise men... well... five.
Freakazoid. Season Two. Release Day... which means that it's time for the obligatory Troy plugging of goods and spilling the beans on things that I've been working on for months and haven't been able to tell anybody about and the weeping at the podium in my best Sally Field voice... Ready? Dig...
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Movies and TV > Tuesday, April-14-2009

A plea for Chuck...

This picture makes the show look all serious like Threshold or something...
Okay, here's the deal. It's to the point where I'm willing to beg and/or barter to get fellow fanboys to watch Chuck. So here's a little ode to one of my favorite shows on TV right this second (and how I fell head over heels for it)... and then, I tell you what, I'll make you a deal...
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Movies and TV > Monday, April-13-2009

The Wizard: Redux

Best poster ever.
Sure, at the end of 1989's "The Wizard", we see Corey, Jimmy, and Haley sitting in the back of Beau Bridges' pick up truck, seemingly happy and with all of their familial problems solved by Jimmy rocking Super Mario 3 in the Video Armageddon. But what happened to them after those closing moments of the film? I caught up with the three amigos in their daily lives as of April 13, 2009 and you'll be surprised to hear how they're doing...
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Movies and TV > Thursday, April-09-2009

3D is a Fad? Can something that's been around 60 years be called a fad?

It's just another part of... me? I don't remember the lyrics at all
I read over on Jerry Beck's blog Cartoon Brew this morning that Leonard Maltin claims all of the recent 3D buzz is reminiscent of the same advertising and hype that was trying to be built up back in the 1950s. And Jerry, close to Leonard's argument, surmised that 3D is a fad that will disappear again. Well, Leonard and I didn't agree about the movie Gremlins, and I'm sure not agreeing with him now. Here's why... or at least, the attempt I made at why...
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Movies and TV > Thursday, April-09-2009

Mike Judge's Newest Movie...

It promises to have even more "Welcome to Costco, I love you moments..."



Movies and TV > Wednesday, April-01-2009

No April Fooling... Disney gave the Jonas Bros. a sitcom...

Because these faces are the new faces of comedy...
Driving into work today, Disney replaced one of their full-time owned billboards on Highland Ave. with a giant Disney Channel ad for "Jonas: The Comedy Show" with the tag line, "The Family that Rocks Together, Rolls Together" and the three brothers all looking as stoic as ever in their promotional photographs. Because when I think Jonas Brothers, I think comedy stylings... I hate to sound like the Maître d' in Ferris Bueller but I really weep for the future.

Movies and TV > Friday, March-20-2009

Year One Trailer Makes Troy Happy

Sir Harold Ramis and Sir Owen Wilson take us on "the original road trip"... Click and be merry...

'Year One' Theatrical Trailer @ Yahoo! Video

Movies and TV > Sunday, March-15-2009

The worst Nick Arcade team of all time...

My bed is the one on the right might be hot by now...
Nick Arcade had to have been one of the EASIEST game shows that old school Nickelodeon had to offer. So why did the teams that I happened to catch at 1:30 this morning suck so bad. And who wants to place bets on which of the gnarly 1990 stereotype girls on the show ended up being hot?
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