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Comments for Troy Benjamin: Future CEO of the Rossum Corporation?

On a technical note

A friend who I game with every week works as the VP of a company that specializes in employee safety compliance and he stated, and I quote "Although we could all attest from unfortunate experiences that it [gamer funk] would certainly contain hazardous materials, TSCA hasn't recognized it as being hazardous in nature. If we can get a sample of the previously mentioned substance/material we can submit it to TSCA for research." There's no way in hell I'm doing that. :o
posted by TheDrescher at Tuesday, February-02-2010 09:09am

HAZMAT on the job

I don't think OSHA currently has any regulations or procedures currently in the MSDS for "gamer funk". I believe this will need to be rectified.
posted by TheDrescher at Thursday, January-28-2010 14:31pm

Sanity Training for Employees

Drew - without a doubt we would have to train them to be able to deal with the Limpets and the socially devoid. That goes without saying. I think the company would have to screen the employees pretty rigorously to make sure they don't crack in the midst of having an argument about the stupidity of Padme dying "from a broken heart."
posted by troy at Thursday, January-28-2010 12:41pm

rich beyond your wildest dreams...

This social-enrichment system that you and Spengler have in mind is going to require a load of bread to capitalize. Where are you going to get the money? :think:
posted by TheDrescher at Thursday, January-28-2010 12:33pm

Greedo never shot at all...

That's my stand. Because then Han Solo is the rough and tumble space pirate who stays alive because he's always a step ahead of the enemy, not because some half-cocked Rodian bounty hunter can't hit the side of a barn at point-blank-range. On to the actual topic, I agree. I agree both with the excellent Munn picture, but also with your opinion that life and social coaching is exactly what your client list would need. Believe me, from working in the gaming industry as long as I did, I've seen firsthand the social flatliners some "enthusiastic" fans can be. All I can say is your staff of attractive, nerd-savvy specialists would need to have some thick skin and saintly patience to work with either the mental shutdown or ham-handed attempts at charm they would encounter. My personal favorite are what I call "Limpets". You know the guy that, because you decided to answer his unsolicited questions and didn't immediately shut him down, immediately becomes your best friend ever. Limpets are fun.
posted by TheDrescher at Thursday, January-28-2010 12:28pm

Sounds lucrative.

Sounds like Border Brand needs to expand in this direction. Our statement of purpose is that we provide services to the Entertainment industry. This definitely falls within those parameters.
posted by Gina8576 at Wednesday, January-27-2010 17:03pm

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